Delving into the psychology of a closet from the #NEVERWORNS newsletter (Youtube too!): "Maybe I'm having trouble styling it. I bought it with white pants but I kind of felt like I was a finance bro"; and "The daughter is like the one stop before Goodwill" aka the Soft Trash Can Move, a guilt-free way to part with the item; "This scarf is not warm; it's like wearing a demented Italian noodle on the shoulders"; research on how retail therapy can relieve residual sadness.

Bonus: What is everyday aspirational and an interview with the people behind @madonnabrunetteofficial Instagram, an incredible cornucopia of the singer's moments with dark tresses.